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    Saturday, January 31st, 2004
    8:47 am
    Right's here!

    Asks us anythingses!
    Monday, October 27th, 2003
    3:09 pm
    ssstealings!

    Looks at that! Stupids elf stealsses Smeagols idea! He dresses like a rappers, and evens has a secret CD in the workses! But we are sneaky. We stoled the CD. See, we will shows you how much the stupids elf sucks!

    Hard Rappin' Elf

    Yo, yo, yo, I may be an elf
    I ain't damn foppish!
    I'll put an arrow in your ass
    Like I was a Marxist!
    Not Groucho, or Harpo
    Zeppo or Chico
    And yer goin to hell tonight
    If you think that I'm Shemp.

    I got lots of bling,
    like Rivendell got swings, yo.
    Don't go dissin' me, or like a dwarf
    you'll learn to fly.
    Elves are the O.G. Race, dawg
    damn humans *bleep*in up the place
    Elrond in the hizzouse,
    Chillin like a mad pointy eared villain.
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    There is mores but it gets hards to understand after a whiles. Stupid elves.
    Thursday, September 25th, 2003
    11:45 am
    Somethingawful.com did some goods work showing whats we could be as a ssuperheroes!

    Monday, September 22nd, 2003
    10:49 am
    Celebrating filthy hobbitsses birthdays! Stupid stupid fithly hobbitsses! We wants to eats them for their birthdays.

    Worse they stoles our birthday present but people gives them more! No one gives us more.
    Thursday, August 21st, 2003
    7:52 pm
    Sunday, August 3rd, 2003
    10:43 pm
    Ones Singular Sensation
     Looks! It's a hitsses! We likes A Chorus Lines lotsses and sometimes Smeagol singss this in the showers.
    ( One Singular Sensation )
    Sunday, July 27th, 2003
    11:50 am
    Yessss
     We knows there are still no hitsses, very soon though.

    Until thens, one of my former agentses came up with stupid thingss that mades us laughs it did!

    Reads it heres
    Monday, July 14th, 2003
    11:06 am
    Do nots despair! MC Smeagol is still writings hitsses! It just takes time, and we needs to find precioussss too, we thinks the hobbitsses are hiding it in New Jersey.
    Tuesday, July 8th, 2003
    8:45 pm
    Preciousssss groovsses
     We loves Doughty and Soul Coughings. Not as much as we loves precioussssss of course.
    ( What was once Super Bon Bon )
    Monday, July 7th, 2003
    12:22 pm
    Themesses!
     [info]wee_tolkien helped to promotes Smeagol! They rocks a lot, so we threw down some groovesses about them here!

    ( Lola? )
    Sunday, July 6th, 2003
    10:27 pm
    Don't cry for us
     Tonights we found a good song that we likes a lot.
    ( Don't cry for me Argentina... )
    6:28 pm
    Gollum wants to sings the hitsses!
     We were thinking abouts this long and hard. Many fish were fished. Many hobbitsses were .... rrrr we hates them! Never mind them!

    So we starteds our music careers. Yessss precioussss music. We needs the funk. We wants the funk.

    Firsts we recorded some funks ... here and thens we hads ourselves a lots of ideas over heres.

    Then we fired our agentsses. So nows we records here only!
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